We're like supervillians — we have these cats we stroke while sitting in our big fancy chairs. And we make demands to have millions of dollars or we'll set off all volcanoes on Earth.
Okay, maybe not, but we can dream.
In reality, we're a Warriors site set in an alternate location with alternate Clans. If we're being honest, the location and the Clans are pretty dumb (but you can blame that on the former main admin who was eleven when she made this site).
Can't Find the Answers was made in '07, so we're three years old and still going strong, though not a lot of people seem to know about us.

The site's admin, Sell, is your greatest hero and your one true love. She dances too much and lights policemen on fire so she can cook her marshmallows. Sell can often be found in bed, ignoring her alarm clock to roll over and go back to sleep.
Your global mod is called Traitor and has a fetish for socks. He also enjoys scaring his cats and chewing on the end of his pencils. Traitor deserves to be kicked in the head for his not-so-subtle innuendos but Sell is usually too sleepy to do so.
Swee (or "Sweevee") is a whore with a cunning plan to achieve immortality. Oh, and she's also a moderator. Swee uses jump-ropes as weapons and no one can beat her at skipping with them. She likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain and has a habit of typing with her feet.

Can't Find the Answers as a whole (including all important information & board descriptions) © Sunwhisker. Sarcastic remarks & plot © Sell. Skin & coding © Traitor. All characters, miniplots, graphics, stories, content in general © their posters. The Warriors series and all information regarding it © Erin Hunter and publishers.